An emergency alert message was errantly sent to over 330 million phones today after President Biden accidentally hit the wrong button reaching for his Life Alert.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 2:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Canadian Medical System has officially rolled out its own "Life Alert" which provides immediate, medically-assisted death to geriatric patients who push the button.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 7:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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